Question: do you really want to buy clothes created by people who go out in public dressed like this?
[image: Amanda Schwab/Rex Features]
Juicy Couture founders Pamela Skaist-Levy and Gela Nash-Taylor at the Juicy Couture 5th Avenue Flagship Store Opening Party in New York.
Enough said.
According to the blurb, "This stunning prom dress really redefines glamour."
Something tells me it would be miles better if it actually fitted, though. And if they employed some kind of hair and makeup team, or at least touched up the model's roots.
If you've taken a look at our High School Musical 3 premiere gallery, you might have seen this picture before. In which case I apologise for doing this to you twice in one day. The thing is, this week there's been no bigger frock horror than The Saturdays' use of bin liners as bubble dresses...
...seriously girls, have a quiet word with your stylist. Or get a new one.
[...insert requisite hirsute / hair suit joke here...]
I'm sure when I was about seven years old, I would have loved this dress. It's shiny, it's lavender coloured, it has bows on it, it's all voluminous and puffy. But there's one problem. I'm not seven any more, and neither is Emma Noble. However, she still saw fit to dress like Barbie for the End of Summer Ball this week. And to make it even worse, she topped it with a high ponytail. With two bits dangling down to frame her face.
Woman, you're a mother. It's time to grow up. Or at least wave goodbye to 1993.
I know when I ride horses I like to do it wearing bright pink velour, don't you? Here Katie 'Jordan' Price is promoting her latest business venture, KP Equestrian, a line of horse-riding gear in, you guessed it, pink.
It doesn't get more classy than this, does it?
Jodie, stop making it so easy for us.
[photo: David Fisher/Rex Features]
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