Katie Price is obviously not crying into her pillow over Peter Andre. Nothing says 'I'm over my ex' like going out on the town in a skimpy outfit, and if you're the ex-Jordan it simply has to be a skimpy gold cutout one piece. So skimpy in fact, that we've had to censor it!
Pictured in clubbing in Ibiza at the weekend Katie partied hard into the night with pals, and her OTT look obviously attracted a lot of attention but to be honest I'm more irked by her pal's getup. The David Van Day-alike's open-necked shirt, ill-fitting jeans and loo-ong brown shoes are more painful to the eyes than a gold cossie.
What do you think, leave a comment and let us know!
Boldly going where no ex-WAG (or anyone else) has gone before was Claire Merry overnight. The former wife of Barcelona footballer, Thierry Henry, fronted up to the London premiere of Star Trek, looking like one of the movie's extras in this silver and black Pam Hogg catsuit. And while the model clearly has the bod to pull off such a look, it still left many on the red carpet scratching their heads - after all, she wasn't even in the film. Who knows? Perhaps with Lady Gaga currently in town, Claire felt the need to raise the bar on attention-grabbing garb. Yikes!
Another day, another ridiculous publicity stunt for Katie Price. Savvy businesswoman, yes..
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...style icon? Um, no.
I don't even care what she's promoting here. I think it's a range of horse riding clothing for kids or something. That would explain the skimpiness, at least.
Oh dear Lord, someone make it stop.
Topshop have decided that floral cycling shorts are a good idea. And thus, for £38, these can be yours. And while I'm sure there are two or three incredibly slim women in the world who can make them work, I'm sure they're not going to be the ones buying them...
That's it. I'm gouging my eyes out. Wish me luck.
Ok, I'm done being all fashiony and pretentious and talking about how directional and fabulous Tilda Swinton is because she has the guts to try the craziest creations from the couture shows. To me, she's gone a step too far in this Christian Lacroix couture dress. You can wax lyrical all you like about how Tilda can pull off anything and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about...
...because to me, in this get-up, she's always going to look like she's supervising a bunch of under fives who've been let loose with poster paints.
Nice tabard, Tilda.
Ok, I'm fine with the whole 'show a bit of bra' thing. It's not my bag, but I understand that visible bra straps aren't the massive fashion faux-pas they used to be. However, last time I checked we hadn't yet reached the point where going out in your bra, a frontless top and a bit of rubber is ok...
Someone please tell this to Tila Tequila.
[image: Judy Eddy / Wenn.com]
What are these? What are these?!
They're Harem Jumpsuits, that's what. For £79 (for the print) or £59 (for the plain) you too can enjoy watching the look on people's faces as they try to work out whether you're wearing a dress, trousers or a nappy.
Honestly, if you're brave enough to try it, please take photos. Lots of photos.
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