Isn't it about time we featured another 11k Oscar de la Renta gown? It's been a whole four months since the last one. And this one is red!

Red Oscar de la Renta evening gown

Teaming lace, silk-chiffon and tulle, this dress is an explosion of frills and texture - that huge skirt needs a very brave woman (and a very grand occasion) to work best. The bodice is, of course, boned under its pleated bodice for the perfect fit, and...oh, who am I kidding? There's no point trying to sell this one based on the detail. Look at it! You either want to remortgage your house immediately to find the funds to buy it, or you'll be wondering why on earth we're swooning over £11,000 worth of glorified toilet roll cover.