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I kid, I kid! There are occasions when Miley Cyrus will get it right on the red carpet, but I have to say I almost never think she looks stylish in her personal life. Hey, if somebody wants to run to the grocery store in cutoffs and a scraggly tank top, I guess I'm not one to judge just because they're a rich pop star.

But this is an outfit. No one wears thigh high leather boots unless they mean to be seen. I'm not sure the cheap looking leather (or are they pleather?) platforms here are the most flattering option for Cyrus, paired with some brightly printed short shorts, a sheer crop top, leather bag, sunnies, and a trash bag.

I mean, c'mon. Miley Cyrus in hooker boots carrying a trash bag really writes its own joke. I'll leave that one lie.