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Think you'll see these DSquared2 Ice Skate Pumps, ($1,137, 40% off of $1,895) at Central Park's Wollman Rink this season? Maybe if Blair Waldorf were a real person.

Seriously, please someone create a fashion editorial using these calf-skin leather lace-up high-heeled ice skates, and post a behind-the-scenes video of the poor model that has to balance on them.

These were a Rachel Zoe find, and unsurprisingly the luxe-loving stylist loved the footwear. Even if it bears a passing resemblance to sports equipment.

"Designer. Skates. Go ahead, we grant you full permission to stop and stare at the wondrous fashion phenomenon by DSQUARED2. How out-of-this-world are they?" The Zoe Report said.

The stitch detailing really is equisite. Think they'll make them in a regular boot?