Did you ever wonder what happened to all Mayim Bialik's hats when Blossom went off the air?

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Well, now you know.

From what we can gather from a hastily translated Wikipedia page, Miriam Diaz Aroca is actually a well-respected Spanish actress who's been in the industry since 1979 and has worked with uber director Pedro Almodovar. So it pains us to start bitching at her for raiding her old 90s wardrobe for a kid-friendly premiere. But let's face facts here. She's a successful woman, she could have used a few pennies of her earnings to buy herself a mirror. The hat is bad enough, but what's going on with that coat?