Judge me all you want, but of all the amazing opportunities I receive through my job, the invite to The Only Way Is Essex party last night has to be one of the best in a long time.

'Oh my god, shut uuuuup' I squealed as the save the date landed in my inbox. Jessica Wright (as in Mark Wright's sister and the one that had the boob job in the last series) was hosting a party for the launch of her capsule collection for LOVE and new lingerie boutique, With Love Jessica.

So with the promise of TOWIE stars a plenty, Nanna Pat's famous sausage plait and more cupcakes than could feed an army of fashion bloggers, I thought I'd embrace Essex and get made over TOWIE style. Please note I usually have shoulder length hair, veeery pale skin and shorter eyelashes. Thanks to Love for kindly sending me a dress to wear for the occasion.

Also thanks to:
American Dream Hair Extensions (for my luscious, long locks)
La Senza (for the giant and incredibly well padded bra)
Eylure (for the huge eyelashes)


(Photographer: Hannah Freeman)