Frock Horror: Topshop's floral cycling shorts
Oh dear Lord, someone make it stop.
Topshop have decided that floral cycling shorts are a good idea. And thus, for £38, these can be yours. And while I'm sure there are two or three incredibly slim women in the world who can make them work, I'm sure they're not going to be the ones buying them...
That's it. I'm gouging my eyes out. Wish me luck.