Ok, I'm done being all fashiony and pretentious and talking about how directional and fabulous Tilda Swinton is because she has the guts to try the craziest creations from the couture shows. To me, she's gone a step too far in this Christian Lacroix couture dress. You can wax lyrical all you like about how Tilda can pull off anything and tell me I don't know what I'm talking about...


...because to me, in this get-up, she's always going to look like she's supervising a bunch of under fives who've been let loose with poster paints.

Nice tabard, Tilda.