Dear Fashion Industry...

We need to talk. All this lime? This 'chartreuse'? This pukey green that doesn't suit anyone I've ever met? It has to go. It's not fair. The shoes I can just about deal with, because they can at least be matched with black tights. But the rest? It just looks s**t on everyone. See Petra Nemcova, Leighton Meester...even Ziyi Zhang is pushing it. If those beautiful girls can't really pull off the shade, how the hell are we supposed to?

Love, Gemma

Donna Karan plunge front gown £2,015 at Net a Porter
Ruffled 3/4 sleeve cardigan £20 at Dorothy Perkins
Lime ruffle front halter top £39 at Principles
Lime mohair corsage detail cardigan £25 at Wallis
Lime satin 'Dannie' shoes £79.50 by Pedro Garcia at My-Wardrobe.