Quick pop quiz for you! Which of the items above is not Miu Miu?

If you chose the bag, good work! you obviously spend as long looking at clothes on the internet as we do. Possibly more.

The cute little clutch is a bargain £32 from Topshop, and as such is the only item that ever stands a chance of making it into my wardrobe. However, if the credit crunch hasn't hit you as hard as it has some of us, then the reductions in Net-a-Porter's sale section mean the rest of the outfit - which is all Miu Miu - will cost you £468 less than it would normally*.

Red cowl neck top was £415 now £290
Pleated metallic jacquard skirt was £610 now £366
Python cut-out shoes were £395 now £296

*May I suggest you whack some of that £468 in an envelope and send it to Shiny Towers as my commission? Thanks!