Grossest story of the week/month/year: Amy Winehouse fined for vomiting on designer frocks
Apologies if you are eating right now, I really did um and ah over whether or not to post this story I read about Amy Winehouse today... honest I did!
Like I said, if you're currently enjoying your breakfast/lunch/afternoon tea, while thinking how wonderful the world is, then you may want to skip this item. The troubled crooner has done the unthinkable, then again, it is Wino - what hasn't she done? After borrowing £25,000 worth of designer dresses from Harvey Nichols ahead of London Fashion Week, the silly muppet then returned said frocks with vomit stains chucked in as a bonus. (Chucked - geddit?)
Anyway, it seems that the PRs over at Harvey Nicks were none too impressed with Amy's digestive pyrotechnics and have fined her the full £25k in damages.
"Harvey Nichols loaned Amy £25k's worth of silk and satin dresses," a source told the Mirror. "Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let's just say it wasn't pretty."
I am seriously hoping that girlfriend got the designer dress that she recently donated to Sadie Frost's charity dry cleaned beforehand. Say it with me now - "ewwwww!"