I'm sure when I was about seven years old, I would have loved this dress. It's shiny, it's lavender coloured, it has bows on it, it's all voluminous and puffy. But there's one problem. I'm not seven any more, and neither is Emma Noble. However, she still saw fit to dress like Barbie for the End of Summer Ball this week. And to make it even worse, she topped it with a high ponytail. With two bits dangling down to frame her face.


Woman, you're a mother. It's time to grow up. Or at least wave goodbye to 1993.