Jiminy Cricket, I wish she'd make up her mind!

Despite reports to the contrary, Victoria Beckham will be showing her collection of posh frocks during New York Fashion Week, just not on the catwalk.

The Spice Girl is said to be presenting her designs 'by appointment', according to FWD.

This usually means that only the crème da la crème of the fashion industry, i.e. editors and buyers, will get first dibs. But we're hoping that some of our fellow bloggers can muscle their way in.

Either way, we're not terribly fussed. Celebrity + clothing line = *yawn*