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"I have no problem with journalists -- many are friends. Only if they are really stupid, or if they've got bad breath, or if they smell.

Yesterday [at the Chanel couture show] I had a problem. I said, 'I'm sorry, you've got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her smell is not possible.'"

[Remind us to use extra-strong deodorant and overload on the parfum when/if we ever meet the man! From The Times, August 24, 2008.]