evafrockhorror.jpgEva Green is gorgeous. In fact, she's more than gorgeous. She's 'there is no point my ever leaving the house if this is what I have to compete with' gorgeous.

Luckily for us, most of the time she seems to be intent on making herself look as ungorgeous as she possibly can.

Eva is one of the few women in the world who can really wear tricky fashion and crazy couture. Usually when a star puts on an origami Dior confection or a frothy Givenchy frock, the dress wears them. But Eva's gothic beauty is enough to compete. Usually.

But this? Well, it's a frock horror, isn't it? With the scary hair, the Halloween makeup, the weirdy arm fluff and the unflattering boob support (or lack thereof) it's all just a bit much! Nice try, Morticia, but it's a far cry from this perfect ensemble.