cindymargolis.jpgIt's a recipe for disaster, isn't it? The former 'Queen of the Internet' (the most-downloaded person of 1999) rocking up to a Playboy party on the arm of a man who'd won a date with her in a competition.

If Cindy Margolis has turned up in a chic little black dress, I would have been very disappointed. Ironically, this dress is actually very appropriate for the event. But that doesn't stop me from jumping on it and naming it this week's Frock Horror. It's the garment equivalent of a car crash. You don't want to look, but you can't help yourself.

I suppose what I should really do is open this up as a caption competition. My suggestion?

"Can someone tell this jerk that my face is up here."