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If you can't make it to the awe-inspiring Viktor and Rolf show at the Barbican order this bib collar and cuff set from Forever 21's trendier offshoot, Twelve by Twelve. It's reduced to a bargainous $8.99 and will add an ironic blast of chic to your outfit.

All you then have to do is put up a picture of Tilda Swinton on the wall, borrow a dozen dolls from your sister, neighbour, or charity shop and don one of your mum's bowls as a hat, smashing it as you sashay around your bedroom. Voila! Viktor and Rolf in your bedroom, sorta.