This has to be the funniest thing that I've read all day. Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price - who landed herself in last week's Outfit Horror of the Week) is launching an equestrian range for riders and their horses. [Type amusing quip about whips and chaps here].

The former Page Three model, and avid horse rider, spilled the news on Heat radio, by saying: "I just love my horse stuff - and I love learning dressage."

Little is known about the range, called KP Equestrian, except there is a website which reads: "KP Equestrian - a dazzling new range for horse and rider".

Giddy up!

[Photo: Rex Features]