My eyes... my eyes! It is has been a while since we featured our favourite Frock/Outfit Horror of the Week regular, Jordan, or is it Katie Price these days? I forget. Anyway, it was great to see the glamour model-turned-author chose to dress down at the launch of her new book, Angel Uncovered, yesterday. Gussied up beyond belief in sparkles, feathers, stilettos, a bra and a tiara... naturally, Price looked as though she might have been auditioning for a part in Cirque Du Soleil. I don't know what's more frightening, her outfit, or news reports that girls as young as 13 are aspiring to look like this.