I never thought I'd see the day where we'd feature Charlie Brooker on Catwalk Queen, but I'm happy to say this day has come. Brooker has launched into a diatribe about hats, now I personally quite like hats but I'm not complaining...
The Queen could, if she so chose, open parliament by whipping off the crown and saying: "You know what? [...] This hat's got to be worth at least nine hospitals. And I don't even need it: there's loads more of these things back at the Tower.
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