'Queen of All Media' Perez Hilton is starting his own clothing line. Yeah, yeah... I know what you're thinking. But with his influence on an celeb-obsessed public, I wouldn't be surprised if his clothing sells better than a few of his A-list friends' lines, like Victoria Beckham's dvB range, for example.

The gossip blogger has teamed up with to create a line of t-shirts, hoodies, accessories and footwear. "I keep seeing these lines from the likes of Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag that give me nightmares," he said. "My brand will be very conscious of my audience."

Ed's note: Don't worry dear readers - we won't be launching a CQ fashion line any time soon!