Gemma: Oh my God! Matches have Diane Von Furstenberg dresses for less than £100 in the sale!
Kelly: [turns round, mouth open] What?!
Gemma: Seriously! [IM's the link]
Kelly: You really are trying to make me spend my money.
Gemma: I'm just sending a link. What you choose to do with it is up to you...

Green sleeveless wrap dress £88
Black and blue 'Aretha' mini £98
Black and white pussy bow mini £98.

(these scripts aren't going to become a regular thing, I promise. I just though this one - which really did happen - illustrated the point much better than some irritatingly perky copy about how amazing the Matches sale is. It really is.)