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Urgh, I know... Perez Hilton tells us that Brooke Hogan (daughter of the Hulk) is on her way to the UK to perform with Girls Aloud. Apparently she is some kind of singer who has failed to crack the US, so she is trying her luck here, opening for Girls Aloud at the O2 Arena. Hogan's brother, Nick Bollea, recently hit the headlines after he was convicted of reckless driving and sentenced to eight months jail. I'd advise Brooke to keep her and her tacky wardrobe right where she is, but I'm scared of her dad.