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We haven't featured 'glamour model' Jodie Marsh (the confused lass who thinks studded belts are actually skirts) in quite a while, so I thought it was about darn time. Known for her ample bosom, and for marrying a complete stranger on an MTV reality show last year (it lasted three months) Marsh rocked up to the première of Three and Out in London overnight in this check/bow monstrosity. See beyond those well-endowed assets for a moment and this is actually quite a demure choice for Marsh. However from the back, that exposed bra, while helping to keep things level on top is diverting my attention to the unsightly muffin top creeping out of the sides - gah! Also, Victoria Beckham phoned and she wants her hairstyle back...

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