LFW's miniature fashion bagels
Dear British Fashion Council (BFC),
I arrived at the BFC tent today ravenous and enquired politely about the existence of some form of carbohydrates. I was pointed in the direction of a platter containing a pile of the teeniest smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels you ever did see - barely bigger than a two pence coin. I appreciate the efforts to feed the masses of fashionistas, impatiently waiting for the next show to start, but would much prefer not to starve my way through LFW.