This week the Sun's finally made an appearance, lifting the mood at Shiny Towers and putting us all in the mood for "picnics and star jumps" [Laura]. Here's what's Hot and Not in our world this week!
Hot
The Daily Mail website: pure comedy, from the cat that predicts death to the chavs at the races, they know what stories to pick.
'Mid air' photos: They're the new Posh Spice poses, as modeled by CQ's Isabelle in an outtake from our Rockabilly video.
Wearing your boyfriend's clothes: As if they don't have enough in their wardrobes already, the likes of Kiki and Keira are now nicking their men's shirts and wearing boy's jackets. Whatever you think of the look, it's definitely a hot one in celeb land.
London Fashion Week: Always hot, but particularly this week as the schedule went up and we began our full-scale attack. Look out Henry Holland, I think it may be time for a restraining order.
Not
Celebs going blonde: Pete Doherty, Jade Goody, Bianca Gascoigne...you're all too slow. Posh was doing it months ago. And I've been blonde for...um...24 years.
Postal strikes: Where are our magazine subscriptions, eh Royal Mail? Not to mention all the clothes we bought online, and the vintage sunglasses from eBay. *sob*
Too much 'Fash Speak': We love a good fashspeak word, but enough is enough. Nicking words from MySpace pages and pretending they're from the world of fashion? The so-called Nu Grave movement is laughing at you, folks. Also, where did 'drops' come from. If it's halfway between a top and a dress, surely it's just a tunic?
Paris Hilton's black makeover: We don't have a problem with this because it's offensive or politically incorrect. We have a problem with this because she doesn't look remotely black. She just looks like she put on too much fake tan and a wig.