Frock Horror Of The Week: Jaslene Gonzalez, "America's Next Top Thong"
Last week's Frock Horror was that creepy, long boobed frock from the Jean-Paul Gaultier Retro Fashion Show. This week, we have a scantily clad Top Model..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think "high fashion" means "show nipple and thong". What would Tyra say, Jaslene?! She would be mortified. And she would snap her fingers and purse her lips and say, "Jas-LENE. Girl, you better put a BRAAA on because this is NOT what a Top Model wears. This is so 'mall'."
...Or something like that.