Penny Lancaster named as the new face of Grattan

Oh Penny, what happened? 3 years ago she was the face and hot body of Scottish lingerie company Ultimo - before being unceremoniously dumped by the brand for her beau Rod Stewart's ex-wife Rachel Hunter. To add insult to injury Hunter's deal was a cool £1million compared to Lancaster's £200,000. Now the 36 year old with the 36 inch legs has been named as the face of mail order company Grattan's "Today's Woman" collection. Don't get me wrong, Grattan is perfectly ok if you like an abundance of man-made fabrics you shouldn't smoke within 50 metres of. What it ain't is fashion. Diamante crop jeans anyone? No? I didn't think so. Never mind eh, at least her wedding to old raspy Rod on June 16th will give her something to look forward to. [Hannah Kane]