Last week we all agreed that the lovely Emma Watson's dress was a bit too, um, feathery for our liking. This week, please enjoy a perfect example of patchwork gone wrong...

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Now, this would be how not to wear the patchwork trend. Some patchwork tops and skirts can be very cute, however, this is not. This Matthew Williamson Patchwork Blouson Top just looks like the fabric manifestation of an acid trip. Or a rave. I'm not sure.