3-year girlfriend-ban inspires five-step t-shirt plan to help faciliate a clear relationship

An Ontario court imposed a relationship ban on Steven Cranley this week, after his bonkers reaction to a break-up. The judge agreed with doctors that Steven suffers from a dependency personality disorder and cannot deal well with rejection, and thereby forbid Steven from engaging in any relationship for at least three years. [Source: CNN]

I applaud the judgment! And, because I believe in efficiency and honesty, I'd like to suggest this five-step plan via t-shirts to help facilitate the relationship between you and the man in your life. Step one: Make sure he can read. "Alphabet Tee," US$12.50. Step two: Let him know you care. "I Love My Boyfriend," US$12.50. Step three: When your interest wanes, give the news to him slowly. "50% single," US$12.80. Step four: If he doesn't believe you, make it crystal clear! "You Don't Mean Nothin!" US$14.80. Step five: If he starts looking desperate, make sure he knows you won't put up with a hissy fit. No, sir - you don't take crap from no one! "One tough cookie!" US$19.99.