It's Friday afternoon which means it's time for the roundup of what's been rocking our world this week. We never think of ourselves as style dictactors so let us know if you think our hots are nots! First up is the hot list is Cannes Glam
All the usual kookmeisters like Sharon Stone and Eva Green were looking glam and polished. All of Shiny Towers' attention was turned to Brad Pitt and his new side parting and there weren't really any glaring fashion faux-pas, apart from Bai Ling who we've come to expect will dress like a whory handmaiden.
Punched leather
Keep your eyes peeled because punched leather is all over the high street right now. Snap up some white punched leather shoes, like these Office Advantage pumps for a modern look.
Bringing back "bringing back"
We're a few months late but a la Justin Timberlake we've been bringing back all sorts of things through our Skype status bars, from musty to 90s Seinfeld and Kim's on a mission to bring preppy back. Over at Shiny Shiny, Susi wrote a column about bringing back "bringing back" and how status updates can aid the emotionally crippled to keep their friends abreast of news and events.
Hooker heels
We've seen loads of stars in these ultra-sexy shoes, Kylie teetered down the red carpet in her Dolce and Gabbana heels for the première of Ocean's Thirteen and J-lo and Gwen Stefani have been snapped in these beauties.
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"Fat" Kylie
Speaking of Kylie, of all the newspaper coverage of the Aussie pop princess the one article that caught our attention was the one where she was being called fat. The woman's just recovered from cancer fer chrissakes! Besides the point that no one could accuse her of being fat.
Tights under shorts
We're not 100% against this, as you can see from our street style post today, but big no-nos are slightly sheer tights which give cellulite thighs to the skinniest people and footless tights like these monstrosities give us the shivers.
Fake tan nightmares
Smelling of burnt digestive biscuits and roast chicken and having pooey ankles has never been high on our list of priorities but we'd better get used to it, because fake tan season is upon us and we all need a little help to look glowing. We're just not looking forward to all the gravy legs overkill...
Big Brother 7
We are so bored of this reality show and adding endless ridiculous twists and turns wont cheange our minds. Remember the fake evictions and double rooms? Unless they provide a personality as stalkerish as BB5's Craig (OH MY GOD what a psycho) I'm switching off.
Hofit Golan
Apparently, Hofit Galan is a model / tv presenter / friend of Scott Henshall. We thought she was a ligger who'll turn up to the opening of an envelope dressed in very little. Oh wait, hang on....
