Last week's Frock Horror was the ever-frumpy Marc by Marc Jacobs satin insert dress. I still can't get over how much it looks like Lucille Ball's costume from I Love Lucy. This week's Frock Horror comes from a fashionably confused Jessica Simpson.
Why?! WHY Jessica?? Dressing for your body type is everything, and with boobs like yours, you cannot wear pants like this. Why can you not dress according to your body type?!? As the lovely ladies over at GoFugYourself said yesterday, if you have a large bust and wear these trendy high-waisted pants, "You look sorta stumpy in them, all boobs and then PANTS PANTS PANTS PANTS." And this is exactly what Jessica looks like. Icky. (And really, none of my aggression towards your pants has anything to do with the fact that you're dating John Mayer...no, really...)
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