Win Lily Cole's bust on eBay
Now, I'm a big fan of model Lily Cole, but I have to admit that having this around the house would be a bit scary even for me. It's a plaster cast of Lily's bust you see, made with her own fair hands (with a little help from her mum, apparently) and don't worry, Lily hasn't gone stark, staring mad - she's doing it for charity.
The charity in question is Comic Relief, and Lily is auctioning the bust of her, er bust, on eBay to raise some funds. At the time of writing, bidding is at just £26.76 with three days to go, so if you've always fancied owning a plaster cast of a model's boobs, now's the time to buy it. And also to seek help, maybe... Bid on Lily's bust here.