I'm allowed to say that seeing as I'm Australian and to be honest I'm kind of glad that I am, especially when I look at these eye-poppers. What pray tell do we think these are going to achieve on London's frozen pavement? Not only are they hareem pants which few (and I mean a tiny fraction of the world's population can get away with) they're also made from cotton - very practical with this crazy yo-yo weather that we're experiencing right now. They may come in handy if you happen to be digging for Genie's lamp in Aladdin's cave this summer but besides that - avoid at all costs. They're £18 from Miss Selfridge.

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