fendi.JPGJust when you thought it couldn't get anymore glamourous on Catwalk Queen after all the Oscars coverage Karl Lagerfeld announces his plans to stage the next Fendi fashion show on the Great Wall of China. Ah. CEO Michael Burke confirmed this news, adding that the Wall wouldn't just be a backdrop, the models would be using it as a catwalk. Mystifiyingly, Lagerfeld added: "I have a lot of people working for me, like Mao." This is just too much to handle for a Monday morning, methinks. Oh well, as long as they keep making pretty things like this tulle dress, £895 from Net-a-Porter, Fendi can show wherever they like.

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