Oh, the horror! I'm glad we all agreed that last week's frock disaster from Fendi was straight out of Morticia's wardrobe. What a sight that dress was! Very "Nightmare Before Christmas". This week's fashion abomination comes courtesy of Alexander McQueen, and a couple hundred naked birds.
Feast your eyes on this! How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...
Well, that would be about about five thousand, four hundred, and twenty-five different ways; one for each pound this ostrich feather hem dress is worth. That's right, ladies. For only £5,425 this dress could be your's! It's very Bjork meets Liza Minelli...Or Big Bird's fantasy come true.



