Re-creating the episode of Star Stories in which the fictional Kate Moss screamed 'RIGHT! Who wants a [bout of lovemaking]?' the usually taciturn Moss told audiences she was "a total slag". She wasn't talking about her lovelife, she was playing Vicki Pollard's twin 'Katie' as part of the Little Britain Live show for Comic Relief. 'Katie' Pollard came onstage with her sister saying "The Pollard sisters in the house - west country." Vicki declared that she was "the pretty one", to which Kate replied: "I am the easy one. I'm a total slag." Kate left the stage saying she was going "on the rob" while Vicky screamed after her to "lose some weight you fat bitch". Other guests included a cross-dressing Russell Brand and ex-Holyoaks stud Jeremy Edwards.
