Hurrah! For once it's a frock! But you wouldn't think, by looking at it, that it's actually a dress, would you? Unfortunately someone over at Alexander McQueen's cheaper line, McQ, had the bright idea to sew a denim mini and checkered western shirt together to create a minidress. This is £285 of no, no, no, and no! If we want to do the separates look, we'll do it with separates, not some weird stitched-together hybrid of bad Western costuming. Shame on you, Alexander.