CampbellI know, I know - with an outfit like this, Naomi really should be arrested. Unfortunately, though, this little number isn't the reason Ms. Campbell has found herself in trouble with the law. You may remember reports that Naomi had allegedly thrown a mobile phone at her housekeeper back in January (Or maybe you won't. These "Naomi Campbell had a hissy fit!" reports do start to blend into one another after a while.). She was due to appear at hearing about this in Manhattan this week, but failed to turn up. Now she's been told that if she doesn't appear in court next month, she may go to jail.

Naomi's lawyer said that her failure to appear was not due to professional reasons, but didn't say what the real reason was. Will Naomi go to jail? Well, I doubt it. But it's fun to imagine it.