Kate Moss for Topshop
While we're on the subject of skinny models, rumour has it that Kate Moss is to design her own capsule collection for Topshop. So you see, kids, taking crack and hanging out with Pete Docherty needn't ruin your career after all! Thank goodness for that, we wouldn't want people getting the wrong idea, would we?
Kate's collection will apparently go on sale early next year, and she'll be paid £1 million for the privilege. Topshop have yet to confirm the rumour, though, so, y'know, don't blame me if it all turns out to be a big fat lie. Or, indeed, a little skinny lie.