Lily_191_5 Dontchya just hate her? (Actually, I don't: we redheads  need to stick together, you know). She's gorgeous, she's a supermodel, she's been being touted as "the new Kate Moss" all year (because we need a new one, the Kate Moss we have at the moment is broken) and now, after scoring straight As in her exams, Lily Cole is off to Cambridge to prove that yes, you really can have it all: brains, beauty and a huge, bulging bank account.

Lily got top marks in English, Philosophy and Ethics and Politics, and will start a political science degree at King's college in 2007. It's one in the eye for anyone thinks models have to be airheads, but God, Lily, do you have to give us mere mortals quite so much to live up to?