Is Britney's Baby the Worst Dressed Man in the World?
Now, you won't get any arguments from me over the fact that Britney Spears has, shall we say, let herself go a little in recent years. Baby Sean Preston, though: well, he's only a year old, and, as far as I know, not even picking his own outfits yet. So is Sean P the worst dressed "man" in the world? Esquire Magazine think so, and, in what has to be the most blatant publicity-seeking exercise in publishing history, have named him so in their September issue.
Yes, according to Esquire, little Sean is right up there with Axl Rose and Marc Anthony in the "worst dressed" league. His crime? Being papped in "a faux fur puffy jacket and a red and black striped tank top". Clearly Sean P is too young to listen to Trinny and Susannah's advice that you should never wear black with a colour, then.
New Bond, Daniel Craig, was voted Best Dressed, meanwhile, with John Legend, Terrence Howard and Jaje Gyllanhal in 2nd, 3rd and 4th.
Did Esquire get it right? Or are Esquire a bunch of idiots? Vote now...