Does my fat ass make my ass look fat?
I've never exactly kept secret my love for David & Goliath. I actually have to stop myself from going down Carnaby Street because - coupled with the B Parfumerie - this shop would easily suck up my rent money for the month. Every time I stop by their site I spot another sarcastic logo tee I'd love to add to my collection. "Does my fat ass make my ass look fat" would definitely get the point across (and make my friends slightly uncomfortable to boot), while 'I would exercise but I might spill my drink' goes a little further to explain why the ass is there in the first place.
All these pale in comparison next to Diva Las Vegas though. It might not be particularly funny, but not only does this tee nod to one of my favourite places in the world, but also to one of my favourite books.