Oh, Free People. You do this to test me, don't you? As if pale coloured skinny jeans weren't enough, they're now encouraging us to layer long tops and tiny shorts over thick white wool tights for Autumn / Fall.  The last time I wore white wool tights I was about two years old and even then they made my legs look like tree trunks. Approach this trend with caution, ladies... especially if you insist on topping the look with ugly brown boots!