I've done enough of the silly 'I'm a girl, I have no idea about this football malarkey' style posts on Shoewawa, so I'll keep this short. The World Cup begins today, meaning men (and women) everywhere will suddenly forget about Big Brother for a few weeks while the matches take place (I don't know which is the lesser evil, to be honest). With the World Cup comes the obligatory tacky 'fashion' merchandise, including all manner of stupid logo t-shirts (if I see one more pun on the word 'balls' I may have to leave the country). I did quite like this French Connection offering though, which screams 'England - I could manage the whole team'.

Really? Even Gary Neville?

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