Just in stock at net-a-porter, this Azzaro strapless dress is the ultimate designer indulgence, available for a mere £3,685.00. Unfortunately Mischa Barton will have worn it before you, on the 17 January in fact, that’s 135 days before it was available to us normal folk. Who says fame doesn’t have its benefits?

And just in case you still have money left on your credit card limit after then three grand dent the dress makes, the plastic model above wears it with Christian Louboutin sandals (£380) and a Rodo square clutch (£360.01).