Jessica Alba's dress is Versace, which is almost as predictable as Charlize wearing Dior (watch her surprise me now). Halter necked, fitted across the waist and hips with an embroidered lace section, it's a great golden colour that works with her amazing skin (jealous, moi?).

More of my buzz colour - blue - was spotted on Helena Bonham Carter, in the first real frock horror of the night, in an 80s-throwback off the shoulder satin number that finishes just below the knees teamed with cream round-toed platform shoes. Ouch! And if you thought I was a backcomb freak, you should see her haystack hair!

Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy have just rolled up, and she is working a serious plunge-front dress which I think (from a quick glimpse) is a very deep navy colour (more blue? I hope so). It's a great change for her after lots of lighter coloured gowns, and she looks stunning, as always. Teri who? I know who my favourite housewife is!