Britney's The Worst Dressed Celeb (again)

Catty fashion critic Mr Blackwell has just released his latest worst-dressed list, and (quel surprise) new mum Britney Spears has scooped the top 'honour'. Proof, if you needed it, that trailer trash chic is never cool. Mary Kate Olsen doesn't fare much better, coming in second place thanks to her passion for dressing like a homeless person. And then there's Jessica Simpson...oh, where to begin! Here's the 'top' 10 in full.

1. Britney Spears: "When it comes to couture chaos, this tacky terror should take a bow – looks like an over-the-hill Lolita. From the princess of pop to the ultimate fashion flop."
2. Mary Kate Olsen: "In bag lady rags that look depressingly decayed – forget the accessories and buy some Raid."
3. Jessica Simpson: "It's time to sack the stylist and divorce the designer… she resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin' hash in a Vegas diner."
4. Eva Longoria: "Gorgeous face, garish taste… what a waste."
5. Mariah Carey: "The world applauds your musical emancipation… but please – leave that body to our imagination."
6. Paris Hilton: "The Burger Queen Sensation may be very rich – but she looks like yesterday's cheesecake… with a side of kitsch."
7. Anna Nicole Smith: "Queen Kong in cheap lingerie."
8. Shakira: "Coiffure by Medusa… clothes by the Marquis De Sade."
9. Lindsay Lohan: "The Teen Scream defines Fashion Fright – looks like she's aged 30 years overnight."
10. Renee Zellweger: "Runs the gamut from Kewpi Doll Dreck to Red Carpet Wreck… she looks like a painted pumpkin on a pogo stick."

[via Vogue]

Britney's The Worst Dressed Celeb (again) - Comments

  • lol not a big surprise brit is up there at number one, then again without clothes it wasn't that hard lol

  • Groovymarlin

    Hey Jamison - Jessica's stylist seems to dress her well when she's going to be on TV, but she does make some serious mis-steps. Check out her section on Go Fug Yourself - http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/ashlee_jessica_simpson/index.html



    It's a bit of a mess. :)

  • Jamison

    I love Jessica Simpson and always see her looking glam, I can't understand why she's on the worst dressed list...

  • Almiria

    I always thought Olsen looked like a hobo. I saw her in a magazine once posing with her little sister (I think she was giving her sister a hug or something). Her sister was moderately dressed with jeans and a t-shirt, MK was dressed in things from the dumpster that she paid a million dollars to rifle through.

    It looked like a hobo was hugging people randomly.

  • Clashcityrockerkat

    How funny! I love how it all rhymes...what a clever, clever man.



    It makes you think though...they're 10 of the most publicised, envied women of today, yet they REALLY do dress badly, I'd never really realised that until now. These are the women who we mostly ogle at in 'Heat' etc, too.



    Thought Nicole Richie would be on the list, I'm surprised she's not. (Although I personally love how she dresses, wish I had her anorexic figure for it, instead of this old heffalump body.)

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